1. The Pizza Matrix is the best video made since Rejected. If you haven't seen this, please ask me about it, because I'd love to watch it with you.
2. I've decided I need a personal hug slave to be behind me whenever I'm on here writing. Preferably a cute one. That way, when I feel like I need a hug (like now), I can turn around and get a hug from a cute chick. Inquire within.