I love storytime.
That's the kind of knowledge I want to have - I'm sick of learning useless stuff out of books. I want to be a storyteller instead, the kind who tells the lesser-known details of history because one figure's personality quirks have no effect on the 1830s national economy, and that's the stuff that sells textbooks. I want to tell my kids about how no Nobel Peace Prize was awarded in 1948 because Mohandas Gandhi was assassinated. I don't care if they learn about 19th century monetary policy like I was forced to.
I wish there was a story for me to tell right now. It would be fun. Be sure to check the box up in the corner; I finally got around to putting something in there.
Update: I just realized I've been misspelling Dzihan & Kamien for a very long time. Apologies to those wonderful minimalist composers.