This brilliant idea comes courtesy of my local hombre Wompa: the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Worldwide Network Of Terror. For those of you familiar with PBJT, here's what you do:
Burn a single-track CD (with PBJT as the track, obviously). Set the track delay to about 30 seconds, so that once the CD starts playing there's 30 seconds of silence before the song comes on. Walk into a Target store and go into the boombox section (usually behind electronics), and put the CD into a nice-looking player, max out the volume, and walk out.
And before leaving home, don't forget to write OWNED on the CD with your trusty sharpie.
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