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two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...

yeah, i actually think this new eminem song owns. what can i say, it's absolutely hilarious.

so i have a prom story. it's very long, so here:

i go grab katy and we run over to lauren distefano's. she has a very large, nice house. it's cool. so we wait around while lauren's boyfriend matt waits to get his tux shirt back from the cleaners (at 10 to 7, no earlier). he gets his shirt at the time reid shows up with his date, this chick named katy. she was extremely nice to everyone, but i saw something else that turned out to be true.

she was a ho.

so by like 7:30, we have everyone together and ready to take the traditional pictures. many were taken, and we were all merry. from there, we piled into the limo and i let the sickness begin.

we made a quick stop at reid's house so he could get clothes for afterwards, because he didn't want to get smashed in his tux. reid's prom date had to be renamed to prevent confusion. so she came to be known as jennifer for the night. by the time we got over to FW club i was starting to get motionsick.

life quickly improved tho. spent the first 15 minutes just saying 'hi' to people. that's one of my favorite things to do. (not say hi, goofball, meet a *lot* of people).

dinner: as picky as i am, i liked dinner. steak + potatoes = good.

the dancing that followed, however, sucked miserably. katy *can* dance, but she's not really for dancing with guys. so i did the best i could to just get close.

saying goodbye to seniors: how sad. i'm *really* going to miss all those guys. especially dane the jew, sedrak the brave, the other blakes simply because they're blakes, and katy and emily g (even though those two hate each other all of the sudden).

so then we left prom, all teary-eyed and such. dropped off reid's prom date at her bf's place in frickin' duncanville, by which time i was *dying* of motion sickness. add that to finishing katy's glass of champagne and i wasnt feeling great at all. reid, of course, made a scene out of the girl and her bf, which i avoided by stumbling out of the limo and pacing back and forth on the other side of the street to try to get my bearings back.

by the time we got back to lauren's place to change, i was thoroughly exhausted and sick, reid was thoroughly trashed, and lauren and katy almost fell asleep. i soon afterwards went home while the other 4 headed to kodi's.

and i think i'm too tired right now to recall any other details. that's my story.
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