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i have decided that i want to be incubus. all 5 of them. at once.

i want to look cool in a hoodie (jose)
i want to be able to belt on high notes (brandon)
i want to be chill with mike (everyone except mike)
i want to play guitar again (mike)
i want to pwn the turntables (kilmore)
i want to have a porn star name (dirk)
i want to be absolutely frickin' good looking without a shirt on or with long hair(brandon)

look at them. look around that first page.. find the spot where mike's hammering his guitar to 'under my umbrella' (undoubtedly the best song on the new album). find the spot where mike and brandon are enjoying themselves under a recording microphone.

i need to be in a band. i could have stayed with daniel and sang with them back when they sucked. and now they own. and there's a chance they can wind up famous - they're better than anyone playing at dreamworld, that's for sure.

but i wouldn't have been screaming 'make yourself' or hammering out the riffs on 'under my umbrella' or 'privilege,' much less 'shaft!' no, no, had i been a member of sungafatt, i woulda been singing cheerfully about pot and the fact that girls are evil. nor would i have long hair, a porn star name, turntables, high notes, or a hoodie.

no. incubus is purely incubus. and they are not me.
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