1) My uncle once: offered to teach me to drive stick in a Corvette.2) Never in my life: have i been a jazz musician.3) When I was five: my parents thought i'd end up in law school.4) High School was: stifling, full of lame people who didn't understand me, but safe and a good preparation for college5) I will never forget: what it felt like to be on stage in carnegie hall.6) I once met: a rock star7) There’s this person I know who: is brilliant but dates ex-cons.8) Once, at a bar: me and a rugby player were desperately hit on by a disgusting 45-year-old Spanish woman who drank used beers left over at the bar.9) By noon I’m usually: planning out how to spend my afternoon working10) Last night: i read part of the 9/11 commission and talked to this girl i like while feeling incredibly smart.11) If I only had: MORE SLEEP!12) Next time I go to church/temple: it'll be an appearance to convince the public my lack of religion isn't reason enough to vote against me.13) Terri Schiavo: was used by a republican conspiracy to distract the public, but why the hell was she kept alive in the first place??14) I like: the feeling i get when i do something athletic, but i don't do it nearly often enough.15) When I turn my head left, I see: the bathroom. how boring.16) When I turn my head right, I see: my closet. my side's neat and patrick's is a disaster.17) You know I’m lying when: i'm telling a very obvious lie, but i can get away with subtle ones.18) In grade school: i spoke my mind to my superiors and got in a lot of trouble for it.19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: a tragic hero, pragmatic but ultimately screwed by his own pride.20) By this time next year: i'll have a better idea about this whole 'law school' idea of mine, and panicking to experience as much of college and austin as i can before it's over.21) A better name for me would be: bill clinton, jr.22) I have a hard time understanding: how people truly never do grow up.23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: be taking out a huuuuge loan to cover it but dammit it'll be prestigious.24) You know I like you if: you go 'I KNOW!' within the first 5 minutes of talking to me.25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: i dunno. monica?26) I hope that: i get more chances to travel internationally after college.27) Take my advice: get out of the country.28) My ideal breakfast is: those little biscuits in a can with bacon, and some pancakes, and some waffles, and a banana.29) A song I love, but do not have is: the final fantasy 7 theme.30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: coming to hang out with my crowd at a coffee house, even if the only one left is starbucks.31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: are all too easy to spot32) Why won’t anyone: tell me 'you're right' instead of finding it out later?33) If you spend the night at my house: i can't wait for next time.34) I’d stop my wedding for: any worthy music-related cause.35) The world could do without: the bush administration.37) My favorite blonde is: the one i can't see.38) Paper clips are more useful than: stupid people40) And by the way: i hide my strongest qualities just so i can surprise people.41) The last time I was drunk: i watched football all day and didn't get bored.42) My grandmother always: would have wanted me to use my inheritance to see the world.