Since I'm a greedy bastard, I'm going to ask you (collectively) for a pair of Wavebird controllers. This is so a) I have a pair of Wavebirds, and b) I have 4 controllers for 4 player Smash (and soon Mario Kart and/or Mario Party 5). If you're feeling more pro-music, anti-gaming, I'm also looking for sheet music songbooks involving pop musicians I tend to like (including Coldplay and David Gray).
It's really hard to outdo the fellas who got me Vice City last year; I think that'll go in the books as the best birthday present a non-parent has ever gotten me. But I'd really be happy with this.
Oh yeah, gag presents / small things are still much appreciated. Nothing quite like a pound bag of Jolly Ranchers or candy "You're Full of Shit" pills to show a kind of love that just doesn't quantify roses and chocolate.
And no, this site is not becoming a site where I post provocative/suggestive/compromising pictures of myself in order to have creepy people send me things on my 'wish list.' It's my damn birthday, and besides, I'm giving away cookies on the big day. So feel the love, jerk.