Fruit Theory

Dudes pursuing girls have a number of theories that purport to explain all the mysteries of women and give men the upper hand in the chase.

My personal favorite is Ladder Theory, which greatly (and effectively!) simplifies the differences between the ways each sex perceives the other. In this context, you might also consider the whole pickup artist thing as another theory.

Today I offer the world a new way to look at things: Fruit Theory.

Fruit Theory proposes that the availability of women in a certain area will match the availability of produce - fruits and veggies - in the same area. 

To kick things off, I propose three areas where I've lived recently that conform to the theory very well:

California: Abundant and awesome in every shape, size and color
Texas: All about outer appearance, no taste
TokyoShaped differently, high-quality, but very expensive

Gentlemen of the world, how does your city stack up? Please let me know - this theory needs to be tested.
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India:
Rural: Natural, very sweet, you can pick it off the trees cheap, looks nothing spectacular
Cities: Two categories - Above and also Chinesess fruits, these being not sweet, packaged artificially, relatively expensive, no taste.
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