New rule, effective immediately:No directly addressing days of the week. All statements like the ones below are officially verboten:"Dear Monday: We didn't get along last week. Let's try harder this time, eh? Love, Me"
"Friday, how I love you more than your nearest brethren."
"Tuesday: Stop being so rainy. I'm le bored."Those who continue to post such statements will be penalized 5 Twitter followers for each subsequent statement. Look sharp, friends. The Cool Police are watching - and they beat my ass like Rodney King just last week.
"Friday, how I love you more than your nearest brethren."
"Tuesday: Stop being so rainy. I'm le bored."Those who continue to post such statements will be penalized 5 Twitter followers for each subsequent statement. Look sharp, friends. The Cool Police are watching - and they beat my ass like Rodney King just last week.