Oakridge people will find this funny

Dear Megan Marks:
Please stop listing me as your Facebook friend every couple weeks. It's sad to see the progression of your melanoma (because white people are not supposed to be orange from tanning), and I never found you interesting, appealing, or likeable. My [reject] button is starting to feel attached to my cursor because it gets so much attention, thanks entirely to you.

Love,
blake.
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