We now have an open position for...

Wedding date, starting last weekend in May.

Female age 20-30 required.

Ideal candidate is an outgoing woman, comfortable in a new social environment and lover of dancing. Willingness to dress up is a plus, as is familiarity with the Plan II program which is responsible for this marriage.

The selected candidate will be compensated in the form of free champagne, all meals and the opportunity to dress up. This position is for Austin, TX; those not currently residing in Austin will have their transportation covered by Blake.

Candidates are encouraged to apply via Twitter, Facebook poke, instant message or text message.

Blake is an equal opportunity wedding date and will equally consider applicants of all races and levels of cuteness.

Update: The position has been filled.
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