What's up with college parties?

They're all right, yeah, but I haven't done much crazy stuff. I mean crazy stuff like I did back in San Antonio at All-State choir in high school that one year (probably none of my readers know about this, save maybe one).

Note to any remaining high school readers I may have: college people are just as insecure as they were before. Seriously. So many people put off doing crazy things just by saying, "I'm not drunk enough yet!" at your average party.

I'm not nearly as eloquent as I thought I would be at this hour, but my point is this: bad parties suck, yes, but even good parties, while they're a good time, seem to have their limits as far as the crazy stuff happening. Hopefully that'll change with a couple good P2 parties / nights out over Xmas break in Dallas - who's with me, bitches?!
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