I've done it! I have navigated the great maze that is FreeiPods.com, and I have completed it all and I'm currently going through the approval phases where they make sure I didn't cheat. I'd like to thank the many people whose email addresses I don't know who added themselves under me, as well as my good and dear roommate Tim Allen *cue manly laughing sound* who had the charity to be my 5th referral.
If I actually get this damned toy, there will be pictures a plenty.
Next project: Use FreeFlatScreens.com to get a TV for this basement of ours.