I experienced one of my life's great fears

I got stung by a bee. I spent my entire childhood deathly afraid of this incident coming to be. Naturally, actually getting stung was nothing like I figured it'd ultimately be.

First things first, I was indoors. I was in the hall of the building that hosts the Plan II and Japanese offices, and I felt something on my neck which I figured was the oak pollen that keeps falling off of the trees this time of year. I grab the offending "plant" and throw it down to the ground, at which point I discover it's a bee and stand motionless, stunned at what I just did to this very sneaky bee. A few seconds later, I felt a sharp pain on the inside of one of the fingers in my hand. I guess I got stung.

Thankfully, I had the presence of my friend Kate to play mom. She stomped the bee to death, then set about getting me medical treatment. She ran all over the fourth floor offices, eventually finding the first aid kit buried in the back of the Asian Studies offices. In quick succession, I received Tylenol, Neosporin, and a band-aid, and everything was all better. I guess I'm not allergic to bees, either.

But now, I can say that I survived one of my life's big fears unscathed. Go me.

New music!

Finally, I have more music to rant about.

Junkie XL - Today: Best album of 2006. It's the new Emotional Technology. It's every bit as good as BT's last album but with just a twinge of JXL's less trancey beats. Get it.

I hereby present Martone

with the award for best blog that's still alive. Of that ridiculous number of journals linked on the right, I think only about 4 are really consistently updated. And I applaud the good John for keeping his updated almost to the point of insanity, because to me, this whole blog thing is about keeping in touch with everyone - and just by doing a few thousand posts' worth of reading (on his LJ, 3000 posts goes back to last Tuesday) I have a very good idea of what John's up to on that side of the state.

Rock on, Martone.

Damn, American car companies are stupid

Taken from daily car news site Autoblog:

As part of a creative new ad campaign for the new Tahoe, General Motors has teamed up with Donald Trump's 'The Apprentice' franchise to create a website that allows prospectives to make their own commercials online. The website allows readers to select backgrounds, video shots, and input text in an attempt to win prizes ranging from a Jackson Hole Getaway to a trip to the Major League Baseball All-Star Game.

Rather predictably, however, certain surfers have been using the spot-building website for purposes that don’t exactly put Chevrolet’s newest in the best light. Unfortunately, GM's webmeisters appear to be asleep at the wheel, as we can't imagine these derogatory ads staying up on purpose.

This shit is hilarious, yet it's got quite a ring of truth to it. Click these:
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