Whoops!

I didn't realize that my UT webspace is just for me only. I'll look into using my 'connections' (read: aroon or nick) to get my pictures hosted on a real server. Until then, ignore the link. Sorry!

Update: The pictures work at last! A zillion thanks to Lindsey for her wonderous help with the UT webspace system.

Patriot Day

is what we're now calling every subsequent anniversary of 9/11. It's one thing to have a little news tidbit every year on December 7th that Pearl Harbor was attacked on this day, but it's another entirely to create a new holiday dedicated to subservient conformity commemorating the day common sense smacked us all upside the face and told us we're not invincible. Eerily, I can definitely see the tying thread to Michael Moore's 'culture of fear' point.

Speaking of which, his movie isn't entirely true, but sometimes fictional works make the best case advocating some kind of human progress.

So on this day, I will not be celebrating Patriot Day, or be any more happy to be in this country than I would any other day of the year. Nor will I proclaim I'm "proud to be an American," or that we're blessed by God. It's a privilege to exist in a land that supports basic human rights, no matter how flawed we are, and any American shouldn't proclaim their pride at being here. That takes it for granted. If there were a song "I'm thankful some other self-righteous bitch didn't rape my wife and daughter right in front of me," [as happens in less privileged countries] I'd happily sing that on a day like this. Or any other day of the year, for that matter.

Tracing the Archives

So I dove into my archives for a little to read old stuff. It's so intensely amusing to read my own stuff from two and three years back. With that in mind, I'm posting the current form of my Vitals column to look back on in the future.

Vitals
name: blake
dob: dec 3
dimensions: 6'0" / 175 lbs.
school: ut austin
major: plan ii

likes:
mellow music
calvin & hobbes
microsoft
cookies
games
singing
driving

dislikes:
emo
chinese food
republicans
cold weather
forgetting things

reading:
nothing!
food: italian
book: catch-22
tv: south park
instrument: voice
car (current): camry se
car (desired): bmw 3-series [this part has also held a nissan 350z for a short time, but i came back to the 3 like i always do]
album: incubus - morning view

music:
dzihan & kamien
zero 7
kruder & dorfmeister
michelle branch
thievery corporation
john mayer

movies:
south park
the matrix
moulin rouge
romeo & juliet
amelie
the boondock saints

games:
goldeneye 007
metal gear solid
legend of zelda
quake
final fantasy x
deus ex

women:
michelle branch
rachael leigh cook
natalie portman
vanessa carlton
katie holmes

Friends
aroon & soph
nick
emily
drew
syed
alex
greg
erin

We'll revisit this at some point in the future and see just how far the very base of me has come along.

Attn: Aroon (nerdy webmaster stuff)

Your upload speed has improved! It could still use a little boost (still a delay between the head loading and the actual page), but it's usable now. Maybe try cutting back on the number of posts, and clean up your navbar code for any repetitive syntax if you can. I know PHP has a feature to reduce repetitive code using some basic functions that are C-like in nature (call a function, fill in variables, let the function do the werk) so you can basically reduce repetitive stuff (description gets reduced to link(www.site.com;description)). My point is maybe ASP has something along the same lines; you'd know the language better than I.

Full Heavier Things review

So I've gotten to listen to the full album. Here's my breakdown, track by track. For the general intro, read the post just before this one.

Clarity: A great leading track. Happy, contemplative, relaxed. Recommended.
Bigger Than My Body: Probably my favorite track. Very optimistic, loud and bold. A telling sign of a new style for Mayer, but it's a good move. Recommended.
Something's Missing: Good stuff. Sounds exactly the same as the live version heard on Any Given Thursday, for anyone who's heard that. Still recommended.
New Deep: A self-described sarcastic song, the lyrics are a quality attack on modern superficiality. But musically I have no clue what the hell's going on. Skip it.
Come Back to Bed: Ballad, all the way: slow tempo, 3/4 time; this song is junior high slow dance Mayer-style. The song's floated around the 'net for a while and is insanely popular with the ladies. If you can tolerate the sound and the stupid trumpet accents (which I blame on producer Jack Joseph Puig), it's a goodie. Recommended.
Home Life: This song's growing on me. I had the same problem as New Deep at first: good lyrics, poor music. The lyrics are still good (but still kind of oddball) and the music involves way too much keyboard/synth work and not enough guitar. The jury's out, but if you skip it you won't miss a classic.
Split Screen Sadness: A great song. This song is the sad sequel to Back to You - but instead of giving it a chance again and again, it's a song about mutual sadness over a breakup. The phrase "two wrongs make it all alright tonight" repeats early on in the song and sets the tone for a second verse that is probably some of the most beautiful writing Mayer has ever done. I can personally relate, which is always a good thing, but even if you haven't had the kind of breakup he sings about, you'll still feel like you know exactly what he's singing. Recommended.
Daughters: Another popular live song brought into the studio, Daughters is a small surprise. While the only version I'd heard in the past is an electric solo, this one switches the clean electrified sound for an acoustic and throws in some light percussion and a touch of piano. Makes it a little more lighthearted and overall just as fun. Recommended.
Only Heart: Sadly, fans of Mayer's Stevie Ray Vaughn inspired electric solo work will be massively dissapointed with this album, as this is the only song that's anywhere near that whole realm of Mayer's playing style. And sadly, this song fails at that. While electric and jazzy, the song sounds like it came straight out of the 80s, and that's a bad thing. Fans of Neon and City Love should skip this track, and so should basically anyone who likes it when Mayer puts the right kind of music to his words. Stay away, at least until Mayer refines the solo and plays a better version live.
Wheel: Whoever decides on the track order for Mayer's CDs has again hit the nail on the head with closing a solid album with a bittersweet song. I'm partial to this song because I've heard it performed live in person and it's truly an amazing musical experience. But now that I have the lyric sheet in front of me, I've fallen in love with the song in a whole new way. This is a song that really anyone can connect with on a personal level, and that's what critics everywhere find enjoyable about a lot of Mayer's music. And the song's closing couldn't be any more beautiful. If you listen to only one song this year, make it Wheel.

It's easy to be disappointed with this album if you come from the John Mayer School of Music. All the album's flaws I choose to blame on Puig since I can trace his more subtle trademarks to bands he's produced in the past. It's not the same sound that got Mayer to his multi-platinum status. The album will sell millions of copies for its refined pop sound, but the hardest of hardcore fans will end up feeling cheated out of Mayer's musical subtleties. In the end, though, Mayer's songwriting creativity pulls through, if muffled somewhat by the overflow of extra instruments. The quality of the better songs on the album definitely outweighs the problems with the album. If Room for Squares was a perfect ten out of ten, this album rates a solid nine. I've gotten my JM fix for the forseeable future and I'm satisfied. But if Puig produces Mayer's next record, I'm gonna be pissed.

Result: Grab it!