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DUH! the 5th girl has been found! ms. natalie portman has been added as number 3 on the list.

many thanks to sophie with her wonderful advice.

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i have added two very, very gorgeous girls to my list. i'm almost at five!

  1. rachael leigh cook

  2. vanessa carlton

  3. michelle branch

  4. katie holmes

be proud of me. please.

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This brilliant idea comes courtesy of my local hombre Wompa: the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Worldwide Network Of Terror. For those of you familiar with PBJT, here's what you do:

Burn a single-track CD (with PBJT as the track, obviously). Set the track delay to about 30 seconds, so that once the CD starts playing there's 30 seconds of silence before the song comes on. Walk into a Target store and go into the boombox section (usually behind electronics), and put the CD into a nice-looking player, max out the volume, and walk out.

And before leaving home, don't forget to write OWNED on the CD with your trusty sharpie.

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so the other day i stuck weezer in my car's cd player because i was getting bored of whatever i was playing. and i hated every living second of it. first it was just new weezer that sucks, but i've definitely outgrown them for good.

i will make the long story short: weezer is awful.

dear lord, how can a handful of nerds be so damn depressed? everything is awful in some kind of melodramatic way that they can artistically appreciate day by day.

buncha dumb kids. go get jobs.