Go read the rant at the top of his site. Let's hear it for disappointed conservatives.
If I were to throw a party on my birthday (Fri, Dec. 3rd, should be the last day of class for most people) in Austin, who would come down to make their appearance?
That CS:Source is everything I wanted it to be.
If you want to play along (I know some shady ways, *cough cough*) then give me a shout.
They're all right, yeah, but I haven't done much crazy stuff. I mean crazy stuff like I did back in San Antonio at All-State choir in high school that one year (probably none of my readers know about this, save maybe one).
Note to any remaining high school readers I may have: college people are just as insecure as they were before. Seriously. So many people put off doing crazy things just by saying, "I'm not drunk enough yet!" at your average party.
I'm not nearly as eloquent as I thought I would be at this hour, but my point is this: bad parties suck, yes, but even good parties, while they're a good time, seem to have their limits as far as the crazy stuff happening. Hopefully that'll change with a couple good P2 parties / nights out over Xmas break in Dallas - who's with me, bitches?!
Want to see what happens when internet forum surfers introduce the legendary Ron Jeremy to the infamy of goatse?
This - and it's amusing as hell.
